About Don't Whack Your Ex Boyfriend
Boyfriends who would have one? Well theres not many good ones around thats for sure. The chances are if yo have stumbled across this page that you hate your ex boyfriend or maybe you can't stand your current boyfriend!
Well don't get flustered over some jerk off who can't treat you right, instead find some of the items above to whack the hell out of that annoying ex and solve your tention problems for good! After all in real life would you really get the opportunity to bazooka your ex boyfriend in the face taking his head directly off!
Lets take a look at some of the other ways to whack your ex boyfriend.
- Boxing Gloves: Unwrap a present and beat the hell out of your ex boyfriend with a pair of boxing gloves. Don't just do a couple of rounds on him and make his death easy, beat him to the ground and to a bloody pulp like Rocky Balboa does Apollo Creed!
- Run Away With His Dad!: Go out with a real man, your boyfriends dad (ok this could sound sick if your boyfriends dad his too old but some guys dads can be quite hot and this is just a silly cartoon!). Get in his dads fancy car and drive off with him. Oh yeah and don't forget to shoot him in the head as he looks on in surprise.
- Shark Bait: Drop a huge shark on his head and watch it bite the hell out of your ex boyfriend as he screams in agony! Yes this is the most painful way of disposing of your boyfriend, painful to him of course, not to you.
- Punch and Crap: Upper cut your ex boyfriend in the chin so he falls to the ground. Then deliver a telling blow around his head. Finally release a huge log onto his head, one that king kong himself would be proud of!
See if you can find anymore ways to whack your ex and by the way if your a guy you most likely want the whack your ex girlfriend page instead.